GRUMPY OLD MAN

I am grateful to Alan for sending me a series of cartoons about that modern day blessing (?) - the computer.

Here is the first.

Two lucky winners came forward yesterday to claim their share of a massive £90 million jackpot in Friday night's Euromillions draw.

The pair of ticketholders will receive more than £45.5million each when their tickets have been fully validated, Camelot said.

Their identities are yet to be revealed.

A lottery spokesman said: "No further details on the tickets or ticketholders will be released until the tickets have been fully validated and the prizes paid out."

The earliest this could take place would be Monday, it is understood.

If the ticketholders are individuals rather than syndicates they will be catapulted straight into the list of the nation's richest people.

Wealth of that magnitude would put them in the same league as DJ Chris Evans, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and film star Sir Michael Caine, according to the Sunday Times Rich List.

Racing drivers David Coulthard and Jenson Button, supermodel Kate Moss, footballer Michael Owen and pop stars Pete Townshend and Sir Cliff Richard are also each worth between £40 million and £45 million, the list says.

Sunday Times Rich List compiler Philip Beresford said this would be the first time a British lottery winner had appeared in the list.

"It's extraordinary that in the years we've had the Lottery we haven't had anyone at this level," he told Sky News.

The winners would be best advised to keep quiet and get themselves sacked from their jobs, he added.

"If they've got any sense they'll keep very, very quiet about it or go and live in Monaco, where they can afford to, where they'll just be one of 1,000-odd millionaires," he said.

And when it came to leaving their job, he advised: "You've got to plan it very carefully and do it over the months. Get yourself sacked, that would be the best way."

The ticketholders can expect to end up with a £5 million house, £20 million in the bank and the rest in business and other property assets, he said.

They could also make around £2 million per year in interest payments on the sum.

He went on: "These people will be particularly rich and everybody will be after them because they've got it as liquid cash.

"They will be amongst the top 200 with cash, real cash, that they can use.

'Every bank, every hedge fund, everyone who wants an investment will be after them. They'll be queuing round the block trying to get to them."

Lottery winnings are tax free.

(From an article in Mail Online)

FRANTIC SEARCH FOR TWO LUCKY BRITONS

Two British lottery players are unaware they are sitting on a record-breaking £90 million ($149,500,000) fortune.

They each won £45,570,835.50 ($74,7050,000) in Friday's EuroMillions game, making them the nation's biggest ever lottery winners, but neither has come forward to claim their prize.

The most likely explanation is that they have yet to check their numbers. However, the delay raises the dreadful possibility that their tickets have been lost, which may prevent them from collecting their winnings.

The winning numbers

In 2005, a player from Doncaster failed to come forward before the six-month deadline and missed out on £9.4million.

Camelot, which operates the game in Britain, described the latest jackpot as 'fantastic news' but admitted it did not know the identity of the winners. It said the tickets were bought in Britain but could not say where.

'We have no valid claims so far,' added a spokesman. He said it was 'absolutely extraordinary' for two lottery players from the same country to share such a huge prize.

(Mail Online)

A South Korean woman is celebrating after passing the written exam for a driving licence - on her 950th attempt.

After four years of trying, 68-year-old Cha Sa-soon finally managed to secure the 60 out of 100 points needed to pass the test.

The grandmother has spent more than 5m won ($4,200, £2,600) on application fees for the test.

Now Mrs Cha, who lives in Jeonju, 130 miles (210km) south of Seoul, must pass the practical test to get on the road.

According to the Korean Driver's Licence Agency, the 50-minute written test consists of 50 multiple-choice questions on road regulations and car maintenance.

Mrs Cha had been trying to pass it since 13 April 2005, the Korea Times reported.

She wanted a licence so that she could use a vehicle to sell vegetables and other goods, the newspaper said.

Speaking in February - after her 775th failure - Mrs Cha had appeared
undaunted.

"I believe you can achieve your goal if you persistently pursue it," she told Reuters news agency.

"So don't give up your dream, like me. Be strong and do your best."

(BBC)