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	&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;REVISED SCHEDULE&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I now have SIX blogs on the Internet and I am beginning find them a struggle to manage on a regular daily basis.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;They are taking too much of my time away from other interests, so I have decided to cut down the frequency of posts.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;My two personal favourites are &lt;a href="http://poemsandprose.blog.co.uk/"&gt;http://poemsandprose.blog.co.uk/&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/"&gt;http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/&lt;/a&gt; and they will continue on 5 days of the week, Monday to Friday.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The others will appear less frequently, as I find interesting things to add.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;There will be no posts on any of the blogs at weekends.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I am extremely grateful to the small group of loyal followers who have added brilliant, witty and relevant comments over the past few years.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Please continue to do so. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Time is precious for us all and my re-scheduling may help you as well as me.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Thank you all for your continued support.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Colin (kendrive)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/20/important-notice-7418671/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="cartoon3"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/990/4125990_dbc7f64a35_m.jpeg" alt="cartoon3"></a></p>
	<p><strong>REVISED SCHEDULE</strong></p>
	<p>I now have SIX blogs on the Internet and I am beginning find them a struggle to manage on a regular daily basis.</p>
	<p>They are taking too much of my time away from other interests, so I have decided to cut down the frequency of posts.</p>
	<p>My two personal favourites are <a href="http://poemsandprose.blog.co.uk/">http://poemsandprose.blog.co.uk/</a> and <a href="http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/">http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/</a> and they will continue on 5 days of the week, Monday to Friday.</p>
	<p>The others will appear less frequently, as I find interesting things to add.</p>
	<p>There will be no posts on any of the blogs at weekends.</p>
	<p>I am extremely grateful to the small group of loyal followers who have added brilliant, witty and relevant comments over the past few years.</p>
	<p>Please continue to do so. </p>
	<p>Time is precious for us all and my re-scheduling may help you as well as me.</p>
	<p>Thank you all for your continued support.</p>
	<p>Colin (kendrive)</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/20/important-notice-7418671/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/19/sharks-off-the-british-coast-7412365/"><default:title>SHARKS OFF THE BRITISH COAST</default:title><default:link>http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/19/sharks-off-the-british-coast-7412365/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2009-11-19T10:47:09+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;No, not like this:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="alg_shark"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/144/4123144_7e89dffc48_m.jpeg" alt="alg_shark"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But these:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="tankers"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/149/4123149_d43cd73863_m.jpeg" alt="tankers"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;These tankers have been parked off our shores for months, refusing to unload their oil until prices have risen even higher. The delay makes millions for speculators... and keeps your petrol costs soaring.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Laden with fuel, three oil tankers sit idly in Lyme Bay,off the Devon Coast, playing a waiting game that is driving up petrol prices for hard-pressed motorists.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;They are part of a flotilla of ten vessels refusing to unload their cargo until market speculation has driven up its price to the level they want.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And as the value of that cargo is currently rising by over £1million a day, driven partly by profiteering traders and speculators, it is unlikely to see a petrol station any time soon. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;With such tactics, it is not hard to see why prices at the pumps are forecast to have risen by 26 per cent in a year by this Christmas.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;AA president Edmund King said: 'Traders and speculators seem to be storing up oil until the price rises. Drivers can expect more hikes in the pipeline. Motorists are paying the price of this at the pumps.'&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Residents near Brixham in Devon have watched with growing anger as the tankers have anchored in Lyme Bay for the past two months.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The price of a barrel of oil has increased from $40 a barrel a year ago to $80, with the cost expected to soar even higher in the next few months.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Even from the start of the tankers' stay in Lyme Bay, the value of the oil they carry has risen from £313million to £378million - an increase of £65million, or more than £1million a day.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It means a 21 per cent profit for doing nothing more than simply watching and waiting.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Record amounts of fuel are now being stored in such a manner around the world - indirectly helping to push up petrol prices on the forecourt.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Oil pumped out of the ground by the major producers such as BP, Shell and Exxon goes by pipeline to tankers which then circle the globe.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In the course of their journey the oil may be bought and sold to different traders many times on the international commodity markets, often in just one day. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Some of these unidentified oil traders may be big-name players within the industry, but others could be the 'Arthur Daleys of the international oil world', say City experts.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The price drivers pay at a forecourt - currently touching 110p-alitre or £5-a-gallon - is largely determined when the oil reaches an onshore refinery, from where it takes two months to work its way through to the pumps.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But until it gets to the refinery speculators are free to drive up the price thanks to the age-old capitalist model of supply and demand.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(Based on an article in Mail Online)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/19/sharks-off-the-british-coast-7412365/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>No, not like this:</p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="alg_shark"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/144/4123144_7e89dffc48_m.jpeg" alt="alg_shark"></a></p>
	<p>But these:</p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="tankers"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/149/4123149_d43cd73863_m.jpeg" alt="tankers"></a></p>
	<p>These tankers have been parked off our shores for months, refusing to unload their oil until prices have risen even higher. The delay makes millions for speculators... and keeps your petrol costs soaring.</p>
	<p>Laden with fuel, three oil tankers sit idly in Lyme Bay,off the Devon Coast, playing a waiting game that is driving up petrol prices for hard-pressed motorists.</p>
	<p>They are part of a flotilla of ten vessels refusing to unload their cargo until market speculation has driven up its price to the level they want.</p>
	<p>And as the value of that cargo is currently rising by over £1million a day, driven partly by profiteering traders and speculators, it is unlikely to see a petrol station any time soon. </p>
	<p>With such tactics, it is not hard to see why prices at the pumps are forecast to have risen by 26 per cent in a year by this Christmas.</p>
	<p>AA president Edmund King said: 'Traders and speculators seem to be storing up oil until the price rises. Drivers can expect more hikes in the pipeline. Motorists are paying the price of this at the pumps.'</p>
	<p>Residents near Brixham in Devon have watched with growing anger as the tankers have anchored in Lyme Bay for the past two months.</p>
	<p>The price of a barrel of oil has increased from $40 a barrel a year ago to $80, with the cost expected to soar even higher in the next few months.</p>
	<p>Even from the start of the tankers' stay in Lyme Bay, the value of the oil they carry has risen from £313million to £378million - an increase of £65million, or more than £1million a day.</p>
	<p>It means a 21 per cent profit for doing nothing more than simply watching and waiting.</p>
	<p>Record amounts of fuel are now being stored in such a manner around the world - indirectly helping to push up petrol prices on the forecourt.</p>
	<p>Oil pumped out of the ground by the major producers such as BP, Shell and Exxon goes by pipeline to tankers which then circle the globe.</p>
	<p>In the course of their journey the oil may be bought and sold to different traders many times on the international commodity markets, often in just one day. </p>
	<p>Some of these unidentified oil traders may be big-name players within the industry, but others could be the 'Arthur Daleys of the international oil world', say City experts.</p>
	<p>The price drivers pay at a forecourt - currently touching 110p-alitre or £5-a-gallon - is largely determined when the oil reaches an onshore refinery, from where it takes two months to work its way through to the pumps.</p>
	<p>But until it gets to the refinery speculators are free to drive up the price thanks to the age-old capitalist model of supply and demand.<br>
<em><br>
(Based on an article in Mail Online)</em></p>
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/18/time-with-the-kids-7406305/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="kids2"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/215/4120215_e110b326ed_m.jpeg" alt="kids2"></a></p>
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/17/the-scent-of-love-7396289/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="PERFUME"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/759/4116759_f4c306b55a_m.jpeg" alt="PERFUME"></a></p>
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/16/first-email-7383618/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="email"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/588/4113588_6ac1883ecc_m.jpeg" alt="email"></a></p>
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&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="DOG"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/602/4105602_50dcd85465_m.jpeg" alt="DOG"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href="javascript:window.open(" title="DOG"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/602/4105602_50dcd85465_m.jpeg" alt="DOG"></a>
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/12/upgrade-7355586/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="97B0453344D242B99D0C8931D3375D92"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/679/4099679_62985d171c_m.jpeg" alt="97B0453344D242B99D0C8931D3375D92"></a></p>
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&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/11/dear-andy-7348875/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="andy"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/989/4097989_ac35541e0a_m.jpeg" alt="andy"></a></p>
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	&lt;p&gt;Here is the first.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="EB471638E7A448C9B80938933C4A52D5"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/579/4094579_1b43e703ab_m.jpeg" alt="EB471638E7A448C9B80938933C4A52D5"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/10/i-love-my-computer-7341566/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>I am grateful to Alan for sending me a series of cartoons about that modern day blessing (?) - the computer.</p>
	<p>Here is the first.</p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="EB471638E7A448C9B80938933C4A52D5"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/579/4094579_1b43e703ab_m.jpeg" alt="EB471638E7A448C9B80938933C4A52D5"></a></p>
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&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="lottery"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/264/4090264_42fd82af72_m.jpeg" alt="lottery"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Two lucky winners came forward yesterday to claim their share of a massive £90 million jackpot in Friday night's Euromillions draw.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The pair of ticketholders will receive more than £45.5million each when their tickets have been fully validated, Camelot said.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Their identities are yet to be revealed.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A lottery spokesman said: "No further details on the tickets or ticketholders will be released until the tickets have been fully validated and the prizes paid out."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The earliest this could take place would be Monday, it is understood.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;If the ticketholders are individuals rather than syndicates they will be catapulted straight into the list of the nation's richest people.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Wealth of that magnitude would put them in the same league as DJ Chris Evans, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and film star Sir Michael Caine, according to the Sunday Times Rich List.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Racing drivers David Coulthard and Jenson Button, supermodel Kate Moss, footballer Michael Owen and pop stars Pete Townshend and Sir Cliff Richard are also each worth between £40 million and £45 million, the list says.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Sunday Times Rich List compiler Philip Beresford said this would be the first time a British lottery winner had appeared in the list.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"It's extraordinary that in the years we've had the Lottery we haven't had anyone at this level," he told Sky News.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The winners would be best advised to keep quiet and get themselves sacked from their jobs, he added.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"If they've got any sense they'll keep very, very quiet about it or go and live in Monaco, where they can afford to, where they'll just be one of 1,000-odd millionaires," he said.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;And when it came to leaving their job, he advised: "You've got to plan it very carefully and do it over the months. Get yourself sacked, that would be the best way."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The ticketholders can expect to end up with a £5 million house, £20 million in the bank and the rest in business and other property assets, he said.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;They could also make around £2 million per year in interest payments on the sum.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;He went on: "These people will be particularly rich and everybody will be after them because they've got it as liquid cash.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"They will be amongst the top 200 with cash, real cash, that they can use.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'Every bank, every hedge fund, everyone who wants an investment will be after them. They'll be queuing round the block trying to get to them."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Lottery winnings are tax free.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(From an article in Mail Online)&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
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<a href="javascript:window.open(" title="lottery"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/264/4090264_42fd82af72_m.jpeg" alt="lottery"></a></p>
	<p>Two lucky winners came forward yesterday to claim their share of a massive £90 million jackpot in Friday night's Euromillions draw.</p>
	<p>The pair of ticketholders will receive more than £45.5million each when their tickets have been fully validated, Camelot said.</p>
	<p>Their identities are yet to be revealed.</p>
	<p>A lottery spokesman said: "No further details on the tickets or ticketholders will be released until the tickets have been fully validated and the prizes paid out."</p>
	<p>The earliest this could take place would be Monday, it is understood.</p>
	<p>If the ticketholders are individuals rather than syndicates they will be catapulted straight into the list of the nation's richest people.</p>
	<p>Wealth of that magnitude would put them in the same league as DJ Chris Evans, celebrity chef Jamie Oliver and film star Sir Michael Caine, according to the Sunday Times Rich List.</p>
	<p>Racing drivers David Coulthard and Jenson Button, supermodel Kate Moss, footballer Michael Owen and pop stars Pete Townshend and Sir Cliff Richard are also each worth between £40 million and £45 million, the list says.</p>
	<p>Sunday Times Rich List compiler Philip Beresford said this would be the first time a British lottery winner had appeared in the list.</p>
	<p>"It's extraordinary that in the years we've had the Lottery we haven't had anyone at this level," he told Sky News.</p>
	<p>The winners would be best advised to keep quiet and get themselves sacked from their jobs, he added.</p>
	<p>"If they've got any sense they'll keep very, very quiet about it or go and live in Monaco, where they can afford to, where they'll just be one of 1,000-odd millionaires," he said.</p>
	<p>And when it came to leaving their job, he advised: "You've got to plan it very carefully and do it over the months. Get yourself sacked, that would be the best way."</p>
	<p>The ticketholders can expect to end up with a £5 million house, £20 million in the bank and the rest in business and other property assets, he said.</p>
	<p>They could also make around £2 million per year in interest payments on the sum.</p>
	<p>He went on: "These people will be particularly rich and everybody will be after them because they've got it as liquid cash.</p>
	<p>"They will be amongst the top 200 with cash, real cash, that they can use.</p>
	<p>'Every bank, every hedge fund, everyone who wants an investment will be after them. They'll be queuing round the block trying to get to them."</p>
	<p>Lottery winnings are tax free.</p>
	<p><em>(From an article in Mail Online)</em>
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	&lt;p&gt;Two British lottery players are unaware they are sitting on a record-breaking £90 million ($149,500,000) fortune.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;They each won £45,570,835.50 ($74,7050,000) in Friday's EuroMillions game, making them the nation's biggest ever lottery winners, but neither has come forward to claim their prize.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The most likely explanation is that they have yet to check their numbers. However, the delay raises the dreadful possibility that their tickets have been lost, which may prevent them from collecting their winnings.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;
&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/170/4088170_05d6d44a5b_s.jpeg" alt="numbers"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;The winning numbers
&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In 2005, a player from Doncaster failed to come forward before the six-month deadline and missed out on £9.4million.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Camelot, which operates the game in Britain, described the latest jackpot as 'fantastic news' but admitted it did not know the identity of the winners. It said the tickets were bought in Britain but could not say where.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;'We have no valid claims so far,' added a spokesman. He said it was 'absolutely extraordinary' for two lottery players from the same country to share such a huge prize.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(Mail Online)&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/08/is-it-you-7329796/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p><strong>FRANTIC SEARCH FOR TWO LUCKY BRITONS</strong></p>
	<p>Two British lottery players are unaware they are sitting on a record-breaking £90 million ($149,500,000) fortune.</p>
	<p>They each won £45,570,835.50 ($74,7050,000) in Friday's EuroMillions game, making them the nation's biggest ever lottery winners, but neither has come forward to claim their prize.</p>
	<p>The most likely explanation is that they have yet to check their numbers. However, the delay raises the dreadful possibility that their tickets have been lost, which may prevent them from collecting their winnings.</p>
	<p class="center">
<img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/170/4088170_05d6d44a5b_s.jpeg" alt="numbers"></p>
	<p class="center">The winning numbers
</p>
	<p>In 2005, a player from Doncaster failed to come forward before the six-month deadline and missed out on £9.4million.</p>
	<p>Camelot, which operates the game in Britain, described the latest jackpot as 'fantastic news' but admitted it did not know the identity of the winners. It said the tickets were bought in Britain but could not say where.</p>
	<p>'We have no valid claims so far,' added a spokesman. He said it was 'absolutely extraordinary' for two lottery players from the same country to share such a huge prize.<br>
<em><br>
(Mail Online)</em>
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	&lt;p&gt;A South Korean woman is celebrating after passing the written exam for a driving licence - &lt;strong&gt;on her 950th attempt.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br&gt;
After four years of trying, 68-year-old Cha Sa-soon finally managed to secure the 60 out of 100 points needed to pass the test.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The grandmother has spent more than 5m won ($4,200, £2,600) on application fees for the test.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Now Mrs Cha, who lives in Jeonju, 130 miles (210km) south of Seoul, must pass the practical test to get on the road.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;According to the Korean Driver's Licence Agency, the 50-minute written test consists of 50 multiple-choice questions on road regulations and car maintenance.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Mrs Cha had been trying to pass it since 13 April 2005, the Korea Times reported.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She wanted a licence so that she could use a vehicle to sell vegetables and other goods, the newspaper said.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Speaking in February - after her 775th failure - Mrs Cha had appeared&lt;br&gt;
undaunted.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"I believe you can achieve your goal if you persistently pursue it," she told Reuters news agency.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"So don't give up your dream, like me. Be strong and do your best."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/577/4083577_6e93e1d184_s.jpeg" alt="CHA"&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(BBC)
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/07/persistence-7323684/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="trafficsigns"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/556/4083556_ec87e73f92_m.jpeg" alt="trafficsigns"></a></p>
	<p>A South Korean woman is celebrating after passing the written exam for a driving licence - <strong>on her 950th attempt.<br>
</strong><br>
After four years of trying, 68-year-old Cha Sa-soon finally managed to secure the 60 out of 100 points needed to pass the test.</p>
	<p>The grandmother has spent more than 5m won ($4,200, £2,600) on application fees for the test.</p>
	<p>Now Mrs Cha, who lives in Jeonju, 130 miles (210km) south of Seoul, must pass the practical test to get on the road.</p>
	<p>According to the Korean Driver's Licence Agency, the 50-minute written test consists of 50 multiple-choice questions on road regulations and car maintenance.</p>
	<p>Mrs Cha had been trying to pass it since 13 April 2005, the Korea Times reported.</p>
	<p>She wanted a licence so that she could use a vehicle to sell vegetables and other goods, the newspaper said.</p>
	<p>Speaking in February - after her 775th failure - Mrs Cha had appeared<br>
undaunted.</p>
	<p>"I believe you can achieve your goal if you persistently pursue it," she told Reuters news agency.</p>
	<p>"So don't give up your dream, like me. Be strong and do your best."</p>
	<p><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/577/4083577_6e93e1d184_s.jpeg" alt="CHA"></p>
	<p>(BBC)
</p>
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	&lt;p&gt; Hitler, the German football coach and other historical 'facts' according to our schoolchildren&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In a survey one in 20 children aged nine to 15 surveyed believed Adolf Hitler was a football coach, not the leader of the Nazi regime.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; The same proportion thought the Holocaust was the celebration at the end of the war and one in ten said the SS was Enid Blyton's Secret Seven, not Hitler's personal bodyguards.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; And one in 12 said The Blitz was a massive clean-up operation in Europe after World War Two.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; 2,000 children tested on their knowledge of facts of both world wars found that 40 per cent of them did not know that Remembrance Day falls on November 11.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; Twelve per cent said the symbol of the day is the golden arches of McDonald's, rather than the poppy.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; Some of the more disturbing results were that one in six children believed Auschwitz was a World War Two theme park.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; Only half knew D-Day was the invasion of Normandy - a quarter believing it was 'Dooms Day' and one quarter thought a nuclear bomb was dropped on Pearl Harbour which spurred America's involvement.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; The study was conducted by war veterans' charity Erskine in the run-up to Remembrance Day.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; Major Jim Panton, chief executive of Erskine, said: 'Some of the answers to this poll have shocked us and it has shown that Erskine, amongst others, has a part to play, not just in caring for veterans but in educating society as a whole.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; As we approach Remembrance Day it is hard to believe that 40 per cent of our children do not know when it is.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; 'There are also some positives to come out of this survey with the level of interest from children wishing to learn more at school about the World &lt;br&gt; Wars.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; 'Schoolchildren are the future of the country and it is important that we help them to learn about our history.'  &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; The survey questioned the children on their knowledge of key World War triggers, events, people and dates.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; A quarter admitted they don't stop to think about the soldiers who sacrificed their lives but just over half do know where their local war memorial is located.&lt;br&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt; (Mail Online)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/06/ignorance-7319147/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p><strong><a title="HITLER" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/085/4082085_9373f46a98_m.jpeg" alt="HITLER"></a></p>
	<p> Hitler, the German football coach and other historical 'facts' according to our schoolchildren</strong></p>
	<p>In a survey one in 20 children aged nine to 15 surveyed believed Adolf Hitler was a football coach, not the leader of the Nazi regime.</p>
	<p> The same proportion thought the Holocaust was the celebration at the end of the war and one in ten said the SS was Enid Blyton's Secret Seven, not Hitler's personal bodyguards.</p>
	<p> And one in 12 said The Blitz was a massive clean-up operation in Europe after World War Two.</p>
	<p> 2,000 children tested on their knowledge of facts of both world wars found that 40 per cent of them did not know that Remembrance Day falls on November 11.</p>
	<p> Twelve per cent said the symbol of the day is the golden arches of McDonald's, rather than the poppy.</p>
	<p> Some of the more disturbing results were that one in six children believed Auschwitz was a World War Two theme park.</p>
	<p> Only half knew D-Day was the invasion of Normandy - a quarter believing it was 'Dooms Day' and one quarter thought a nuclear bomb was dropped on Pearl Harbour which spurred America's involvement.</p>
	<p> The study was conducted by war veterans' charity Erskine in the run-up to Remembrance Day.</p>
	<p> Major Jim Panton, chief executive of Erskine, said: 'Some of the answers to this poll have shocked us and it has shown that Erskine, amongst others, has a part to play, not just in caring for veterans but in educating society as a whole.</p>
	<p> As we approach Remembrance Day it is hard to believe that 40 per cent of our children do not know when it is.</p>
	<p> 'There are also some positives to come out of this survey with the level of interest from children wishing to learn more at school about the World <br> Wars.</p>
	<p> 'Schoolchildren are the future of the country and it is important that we help them to learn about our history.'  </p>
	<p> The survey questioned the children on their knowledge of key World War triggers, events, people and dates.</p>
	<p> A quarter admitted they don't stop to think about the soldiers who sacrificed their lives but just over half do know where their local war memorial is located.<br> <em><br> (Mail Online)</em></p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/06/ignorance-7319147/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/gunpowder-reason-and-plot-7310847/"><default:title>GUNPOWDER TREASON AND PLOT</default:title><default:link>http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/gunpowder-reason-and-plot-7310847/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2009-11-05T09:55:27+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Remember, remember the fifth of November,&lt;br&gt;
The gunpowder treason and plot,&lt;br&gt;
I know of no reason&lt;br&gt;
Why the gunpowder treason&lt;br&gt;
Should ever be forgot.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;
&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="matt"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/202/4078202_1fc609c707_m.jpeg" alt="matt"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/05/gunpowder-reason-and-plot-7310847/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><em>Remember, remember the fifth of November,<br>
The gunpowder treason and plot,<br>
I know of no reason<br>
Why the gunpowder treason<br>
Should ever be forgot.</em></p>
	<p class="center">
<a href="javascript:window.open(" title="matt"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/202/4078202_1fc609c707_m.jpeg" alt="matt"></a></p>
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	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(From the Times)&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/04/get-yours-here-7307425/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="genitals"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/336/4076336_036d2c1e0c_m.jpeg" alt="genitals"></a></p>
	<p><em>(From the Times)</em>
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/04/get-yours-here-7307425/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/city-at-sea-7292532/"><default:title>CITY AT SEA</default:title><default:link>http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/city-at-sea-7292532/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2009-11-02T15:05:18+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="oasisheader"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/943/4067943_a386b39d2e_m.jpeg" alt="oasisheader"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;For many years I lived in Southampton, so it is of interest to me that the world's largest cruise ship, the 'Oasis of the Seas', is set to make a brief, but dramatic, appearance in the Solent today.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;At 220,000 tons, she is 60,000 tons bigger than the previous record holder, 'Independence of the Seas which operates from Southampton.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The latest information is 'Oasis of the Seas' is expected to be in position close to Lee-on-Solent, any time between 3pm and 4pm.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;She is making a brief diversion before beginning her transatlantic crossing to America to disembark hundreds of shipyard workers who have been putting the finishing touches to the monster-ship, which can accommodate more than 5,400 passengers.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The vessel is so big that she has been divided up into seven separate "neighbourhoods'' including one are called 'Central Park' which is open to the sky and features trees, grass lawns and flower-beds.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It is not yet carrying any paying passengers but when it goes into service next month, it will carry 6,300 of them, as well as its 2,100 crew.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;To keep them busy, the ship has a 750-seat outdoor amphitheatre, an ice rink, golf course, an indoor theatre seating 1,300 people, volleyball and basketball courts, and several swimming pools.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Its manufacturers claim it will be the "most environmentally friendly cruise ship to date", discharging no sewage into the sea, reusing its waste water and consuming 25 per cent less power than similar, but smaller, cruise liners.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Despite its credentials, some have questioned the need for such ostentatious luxury with a lacklustre US economy and a worldwide downturn.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;However, Royal Caribbean International has ordered a second ship of similar size, which will be called 'Allure of the Seas' and enter service in 2010.&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(thisishampshire.net and the Daily Telegraph)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="OASIS"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/955/4067955_1e94b6ebd6_m.jpeg" alt="OASIS"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/02/city-at-sea-7292532/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="oasisheader"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/943/4067943_a386b39d2e_m.jpeg" alt="oasisheader"></a></p>
	<p>For many years I lived in Southampton, so it is of interest to me that the world's largest cruise ship, the 'Oasis of the Seas', is set to make a brief, but dramatic, appearance in the Solent today.</p>
	<p>At 220,000 tons, she is 60,000 tons bigger than the previous record holder, 'Independence of the Seas which operates from Southampton.</p>
	<p>The latest information is 'Oasis of the Seas' is expected to be in position close to Lee-on-Solent, any time between 3pm and 4pm.</p>
	<p>She is making a brief diversion before beginning her transatlantic crossing to America to disembark hundreds of shipyard workers who have been putting the finishing touches to the monster-ship, which can accommodate more than 5,400 passengers.</p>
	<p>The vessel is so big that she has been divided up into seven separate "neighbourhoods'' including one are called 'Central Park' which is open to the sky and features trees, grass lawns and flower-beds.</p>
	<p>It is not yet carrying any paying passengers but when it goes into service next month, it will carry 6,300 of them, as well as its 2,100 crew.</p>
	<p>To keep them busy, the ship has a 750-seat outdoor amphitheatre, an ice rink, golf course, an indoor theatre seating 1,300 people, volleyball and basketball courts, and several swimming pools.</p>
	<p>Its manufacturers claim it will be the "most environmentally friendly cruise ship to date", discharging no sewage into the sea, reusing its waste water and consuming 25 per cent less power than similar, but smaller, cruise liners.</p>
	<p>Despite its credentials, some have questioned the need for such ostentatious luxury with a lacklustre US economy and a worldwide downturn.</p>
	<p>However, Royal Caribbean International has ordered a second ship of similar size, which will be called 'Allure of the Seas' and enter service in 2010.<br>
<em><br>
(thisishampshire.net and the Daily Telegraph)</em></p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="OASIS"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/955/4067955_1e94b6ebd6_m.jpeg" alt="OASIS"></a></p>
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	&lt;p&gt;Another &lt;em&gt;trompe l'oeil&lt;/em&gt; painting by Janet Shearer&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;
&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="view"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/601/4062601_8206ed4941_m.jpeg" alt="view"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/11/01/room-with-a-view-7283849/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>.</p>
	<p>Another <em>trompe l'oeil</em> painting by Janet Shearer</p>
	<p class="center">
<a href="javascript:window.open(" title="view"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/601/4062601_8206ed4941_m.jpeg" alt="view"></a></p>
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	&lt;p&gt;Talented Janet Shearer, 56, produces beautiful murals known as 'trompe l'oeil' - trick of the eye - to give the dullest of rooms a breathtaking vista.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Each work is painstakingly created over weeks and sometimes months using tiny brushes to give the artificial view a startlingly realistic appearance.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Janet's murals includes stunning sea views, beautiful horizons, white sands, crashing waves, rolling countryside, city scapes, rooftops and sports matches.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Her colourful work often contain Tuscan views, Roman empires and scenes of ancient lands as well as people and animals such as dogs and peacocks.&lt;br&gt;
Janet's work is found across the world and graces the walls of restaurants, pubs, hotels, private houses, churches and even a cross channel ferry.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Mother-of-two Janet, a former model and film set designer, charges around £5,000 for a 8ft by 5ft piece but says in can be cheaper - than redecorating.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="3d"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/632/4059632_fa4b6a854b_m.jpeg" alt="3d"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This work was inspired by a cafe in Venice and features the faces people of local and international merit who were born or lived in St Austell and its surrounding areas. Well known faces include actor John Nettles, Daphne du Maurier, blind and deaf writer Jack Clemo, and footballer Nigel Martyn&lt;br&gt;
&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(From the Daily Mail - Another example tomorrow)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/31/trompe-l-oeil-7279493/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>A British artist has mastered an ancient form of optical illusion to create these incredible 3D images inside people's homes - giving every house a stunning 'room with a view'.</p>
	<p>Talented Janet Shearer, 56, produces beautiful murals known as 'trompe l'oeil' - trick of the eye - to give the dullest of rooms a breathtaking vista.</p>
	<p>Each work is painstakingly created over weeks and sometimes months using tiny brushes to give the artificial view a startlingly realistic appearance.</p>
	<p>Janet's murals includes stunning sea views, beautiful horizons, white sands, crashing waves, rolling countryside, city scapes, rooftops and sports matches.</p>
	<p>Her colourful work often contain Tuscan views, Roman empires and scenes of ancient lands as well as people and animals such as dogs and peacocks.<br>
Janet's work is found across the world and graces the walls of restaurants, pubs, hotels, private houses, churches and even a cross channel ferry.</p>
	<p>Mother-of-two Janet, a former model and film set designer, charges around £5,000 for a 8ft by 5ft piece but says in can be cheaper - than redecorating.</p>
	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="3d"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/632/4059632_fa4b6a854b_m.jpeg" alt="3d"></a></p>
	<p><em>This work was inspired by a cafe in Venice and features the faces people of local and international merit who were born or lived in St Austell and its surrounding areas. Well known faces include actor John Nettles, Daphne du Maurier, blind and deaf writer Jack Clemo, and footballer Nigel Martyn<br>
</em></p>
	<p>(From the Daily Mail - Another example tomorrow)</p>
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	&lt;p class="center"&gt;
&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="Gonsalves_BedtimeAviation"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/830/4056830_9a4bb2e3c2_m.jpeg" alt="Gonsalves_BedtimeAviation"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Bedtime Aviation&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;You can see other examples of his work and purchase prints from his website:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.discoverygalleries.com/ArtistGallery.asp?artist_id=23&amp;category_id=2"&gt;http://www.discoverygalleries.com/ArtistGallery.asp?artist_id=23&amp;category_id=2&lt;/a&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/30/up-up-and-away-7274329/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>More art from Rob Gonsalves.  Shades of Mary Poppins.</p>
	<p class="center">
<a href="javascript:window.open(" title="Gonsalves_BedtimeAviation"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/830/4056830_9a4bb2e3c2_m.jpeg" alt="Gonsalves_BedtimeAviation"></a></p>
	<p class="center"><em>Bedtime Aviation</em></p>
	<p>You can see other examples of his work and purchase prints from his website:</p>
	<p><a href="http://www.discoverygalleries.com/ArtistGallery.asp?artist_id=23&category_id=2">http://www.discoverygalleries.com/ArtistGallery.asp?artist_id=23&category_id=2</a>
</p>
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The BBC has pulled an episode of "This Week" from the internet amid worries of a race backlash after host Andrew Neil compared Diane Abbott and Michael Portillo with a chocolate HobNob biscuit and a custard cream.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="P&amp;A"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/633/4051633_e8e65614f5_m.jpeg" alt="P&amp;A"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The political show was broadcast on BBC1 last Thursday, on the same night as BNP leader Nick Griffin's controversial appearance as a guest on "Question Time".&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"This Week" began with Neil poking fun at Prime Minister Gordon Brown's reluctance to name his favourite biscuit.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Neil made a light-hearted joke that his two co-hosts were the ''chocolate HobNob and custard cream of late night telly''.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But concerns were raised by a handful of viewers that Neil might have been referring to race - and the episode was removed from the BBC's iPlayer on-demand service the following evening. A planned repeat of the show was also cancelled.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A BBC spokesman said: ''Every week the programme begins with Andrew Neil running through some of the political stories of the week.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;''He then picks up on one of those stories and uses it to introduce Diane Abbott and Michael Portillo in a light-hearted way.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;''On Thursday's programme Andrew made reference to the story that Gordon Brown was reluctant to name his favourite biscuit during a live web chat with parents from the website Mumsnet.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;''It was in this context of Gordon Brown's biscuit preferences that Andrew introduced Diane and Michael as the 'chocolate HobNob and custard cream of late night telly'.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;''Andrew's introduction chose two well-known types of biscuit at random but a few viewers have expressed concern that this might have been a reference to race.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;''This was certainly not the case and the programme would like to reassure them on this point and apologise if any unintentional offence was caused.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;''This Week and the BBC have no wish to upset any member of our audience and so the programme was removed from the BBC's iPlayer and the programme repeat was cancelled from BBC Parliament.''&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Conservative MP Anne Widdecombe told the Daily Mail: ''The BBC are totally paranoid about some things and utterly dismissive of other incidents.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;''I only wish that they would take such a hard line against swearing, rather than things like this.''&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Culture committee chairman John Whittingdale MP told the newspaper:&lt;br&gt;
''Nobody could seriously believe calling Diane Abbott a chocolate HobNob and Michael Portillo a custard cream to be racist.''&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;(From an article in the Daily Telegraph)&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Diane Abbott and Michael Portillo have known each other since school, when they appeared in a joint school production of "Romeo and Juliet" (although not in the title roles), and "Macbeth" as Lady Macduff and Macduff respectively.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Despite their opposing politics, they work well together on the programme, which has been described by Jonathan Dimbleby as a "love in" between the two.&lt;em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/29/this-takes-the-biscuit-pc-at-the-bbc-7266516/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p>
The BBC has pulled an episode of "This Week" from the internet amid worries of a race backlash after host Andrew Neil compared Diane Abbott and Michael Portillo with a chocolate HobNob biscuit and a custard cream.</p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="P&A"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/633/4051633_e8e65614f5_m.jpeg" alt="P&A"></a></p>
	<p>The political show was broadcast on BBC1 last Thursday, on the same night as BNP leader Nick Griffin's controversial appearance as a guest on "Question Time".</p>
	<p>"This Week" began with Neil poking fun at Prime Minister Gordon Brown's reluctance to name his favourite biscuit.</p>
	<p>Neil made a light-hearted joke that his two co-hosts were the ''chocolate HobNob and custard cream of late night telly''.</p>
	<p>But concerns were raised by a handful of viewers that Neil might have been referring to race - and the episode was removed from the BBC's iPlayer on-demand service the following evening. A planned repeat of the show was also cancelled.</p>
	<p>A BBC spokesman said: ''Every week the programme begins with Andrew Neil running through some of the political stories of the week.</p>
	<p>''He then picks up on one of those stories and uses it to introduce Diane Abbott and Michael Portillo in a light-hearted way.</p>
	<p>''On Thursday's programme Andrew made reference to the story that Gordon Brown was reluctant to name his favourite biscuit during a live web chat with parents from the website Mumsnet.</p>
	<p>''It was in this context of Gordon Brown's biscuit preferences that Andrew introduced Diane and Michael as the 'chocolate HobNob and custard cream of late night telly'.</p>
	<p>''Andrew's introduction chose two well-known types of biscuit at random but a few viewers have expressed concern that this might have been a reference to race.</p>
	<p>''This was certainly not the case and the programme would like to reassure them on this point and apologise if any unintentional offence was caused.</p>
	<p>''This Week and the BBC have no wish to upset any member of our audience and so the programme was removed from the BBC's iPlayer and the programme repeat was cancelled from BBC Parliament.''</p>
	<p>Conservative MP Anne Widdecombe told the Daily Mail: ''The BBC are totally paranoid about some things and utterly dismissive of other incidents.</p>
	<p>''I only wish that they would take such a hard line against swearing, rather than things like this.''</p>
	<p>Culture committee chairman John Whittingdale MP told the newspaper:<br>
''Nobody could seriously believe calling Diane Abbott a chocolate HobNob and Michael Portillo a custard cream to be racist.''</p>
	<p>(From an article in the Daily Telegraph)</p>
	<p><em><br>
Diane Abbott and Michael Portillo have known each other since school, when they appeared in a joint school production of "Romeo and Juliet" (although not in the title roles), and "Macbeth" as Lady Macduff and Macduff respectively.</p>
	<p>Despite their opposing politics, they work well together on the programme, which has been described by Jonathan Dimbleby as a "love in" between the two.<em></em></em>
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/29/this-takes-the-biscuit-pc-at-the-bbc-7266516/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/28/the-real-climate-change-catastrophe-7259138/"><default:title>THE REAL CLIMATE CHANGE CATASTROPHE</default:title><default:link>http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/28/the-real-climate-change-catastrophe-7259138/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2009-10-28T08:44:40+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;I have always supported the minority view on Climate Change and Global Warming, believing that many of the dire warnings are based on faulty scientific research.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;I have always been an optimist!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Many people all over the world have been indoctrinated through government misinformation, exaggerated by the media.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Have we all been duped by a costly deception?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Christopher Booker, the Sunday Telegraph columnist, has written a new book on the subject.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="GLOBAL"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/000/4050000_568f8e2c6d_m.jpeg" alt="GLOBAL"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
Christopher Booker reveals how a handful of scientists, who have pushed flawed theories on global warming for decades, now threaten to take us back to the Dark Ages.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"Next Thursday marks the first anniversary of one of the most remarkable events ever to take place in the House of Commons. For six hours MPs debated what was far and away the most expensive piece of legislation ever put before Parliament.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The Climate Change Bill laid down that, by 2050, the British people must cut their emissions of carbon dioxide by well over 80 per cent. Short of some unimaginable technological revolution, such a target could not possibly be achieved without shutting down almost the whole of our industrialised economy, changing our way of life out of recognition.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Even the Government had to concede that the expense of doing this – which it now admits will cost us £18 billion a year for the next 40 years – would be twice the value of its supposed benefits. Yet, astonishingly, although dozens of MPs queued up to speak in favour of the Bill, only two dared to question the need for it. It passed by 463 votes to just three.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;One who voted against it was Peter Lilley who, just before the vote was taken, drew the Speaker’s attention to the fact that, outside the Palace of Westminster, snow was falling, the first October snow recorded in London for 74 years. As I observed at the time: “Who says that God hasn’t got a sense of humour?”&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;By any measure, the supposed menace of global warming – and the political response to it – has become one of the overwhelmingly urgent issues of our time. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;If one accepts the thesis that the planet faces a threat unprecedented in history, the implications are mind-boggling. But equally mind-boggling now are the implications of the price we are being asked to pay by our politicians to meet that threat. More than ever, it is a matter of the highest priority that we should know whether or not the assumptions on which the politicians base their proposals are founded on properly sound science.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This is why I have been regularly reporting on the issue in my column in The Sunday Telegraph, and this week I publish a book called The Real Global Warming Disaster: Is the obsession with climate change turning out to be the most costly scientific delusion in history?.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;There are already many books on this subject, but mine is rather different from the rest in that, for the first time, it tries to tell the whole tangled story of how the debate over the threat of climate change has evolved over the past 30 years, interweaving the science with the politicians’ response to it.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It is a story that has unfolded in three stages. The first began back in the Seventies when a number of scientists noticed that the world’s temperatures had been falling for 30 years, leading them to warn that we might be heading for a new ice age. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Then, in the mid-Seventies, temperatures started to rise again, and by the mid-Eighties, a still fairly small number of scientists – including some of those who had been predicting a new ice age – began to warn that we were now facing the opposite problem: a world dangerously heating up, thanks to our pumping out CO₂ and all those greenhouse gases inseparable from modern civilisation.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In 1988, a handful of the scientists who passionately believed in this theory won authorisation from the UN to set up the body known as the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC). This was the year when the scare over global warming really exploded into the headlines, thanks above all to the carefully staged testimony given to a US Senate Committee by Dr James Hansen, head of NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), also already an advocate for the theory that CO₂ was causing potentially catastrophic warming.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The disaster-movie scenario that rising levels of CO₂ could lead to droughts, hurricanes, heatwaves and, above all, that melting of the polar ice caps, which would flood half the world’s major cities, struck a rich chord. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The media loved it. The environmentalists loved it. More and more politicians, led by Al Gore in the United States, jumped on the bandwagon. But easily their most influential allies were the scientists running the new IPCC, led by a Swedish meteorologist Bert Bolin and Dr John Houghton, head of the UK Met Office.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The IPCC, through its series of weighty reports, was now to become the central player in the whole story. But rarely has the true nature of any international body been more widely misrepresented. It is commonly believed that the IPCC consists of “1,500 of the world’s top climate scientists”, charged with weighing all the scientific evidence for and against “human-induced climate change” in order to arrive at a “consensus”.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In fact, the IPCC was never intended to be anything of the kind. The vast majority of its contributors have never been climate scientists. Many are not scientists at all. And from the start, the purpose of the IPCC was not to test the theory, but to provide the most plausible case for promoting it. This was why the computer models it relied on as its chief source of evidence were all programmed to show that, as CO₂ levels continued to rise, so temperatures must inevitably follow.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;More and more eminent scientists have been coming out of the woodwork to suggest that the IPCC, with its computer models, had got it all wrong. It isn’t CO₂ that has been driving the climate, the changes are natural, driven by the activity of the sun and changes in the currents of the world’s oceans.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The ice caps haven’t been melting as the alarmists and the models predicted they should. The Antarctic, containing nearly 90 per cent of all the ice in the world, has actually been cooling over the past 30 years, not warming. The polar bears are not drowning – there are four times more of them now than there were 40 years ago. In recent decades, the number of hurricanes and droughts have gone markedly down, not up.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;As the world has already been through two of its coldest winters for decades, with all the signs that we may now be entering a third, the scientific case for CO₂ threatening the world with warming has been crumbling away on an astonishing scale.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;More and more eminent scientists have been coming out of the woodwork to suggest that the IPCC, with its computer models, had got it all wrong. It isn’t CO₂ that has been driving the climate, the changes are natural, driven by the activity of the sun and changes in the currents of the world’s oceans.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The ice caps haven’t been melting as the alarmists and the models predicted they should. The Antarctic, containing nearly 90 per cent of all the ice in the world, has actually been cooling over the past 30 years, not warming. The polar bears are not drowning – there are four times more of them now than there were 40 years ago. In recent decades, the number of hurricanes and droughts have gone markedly down, not up.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;As the world has already been through two of its coldest winters for decades, with all the signs that we may now be entering a third, the scientific case for CO₂ threatening the world with warming has been crumbling away on an astonishing scale.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Thanks to misreading the significance of a brief period of rising temperatures at the end of the 20th century, the Western world (but not India or China) is now contemplating measures that add up to the most expensive economic suicide note ever written.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;How long will it be before sanity and sound science break in on what begins to look like one of the most bizarre collective delusions ever to grip the human race?"&lt;br&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
'The Real Global Warming Disaster’ by Christopher Booker (Continuum, £16.99) is available from Telegraph Books for £14.99 plus £1.25 postage &lt;/em&gt;and packing. To order, call 0844 871 1516 or go to books.telegraph.co.uk&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/28/the-real-climate-change-catastrophe-7259138/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p><em>I have always supported the minority view on Climate Change and Global Warming, believing that many of the dire warnings are based on faulty scientific research.</p>
	<p>I have always been an optimist!</p>
	<p>Many people all over the world have been indoctrinated through government misinformation, exaggerated by the media.</p>
	<p>Have we all been duped by a costly deception?</p>
	<p>Christopher Booker, the Sunday Telegraph columnist, has written a new book on the subject.</em></p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="GLOBAL"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/000/4050000_568f8e2c6d_m.jpeg" alt="GLOBAL"></a><br>
<em><br>
Christopher Booker reveals how a handful of scientists, who have pushed flawed theories on global warming for decades, now threaten to take us back to the Dark Ages.</em></p>
	<p>"Next Thursday marks the first anniversary of one of the most remarkable events ever to take place in the House of Commons. For six hours MPs debated what was far and away the most expensive piece of legislation ever put before Parliament.</p>
	<p>The Climate Change Bill laid down that, by 2050, the British people must cut their emissions of carbon dioxide by well over 80 per cent. Short of some unimaginable technological revolution, such a target could not possibly be achieved without shutting down almost the whole of our industrialised economy, changing our way of life out of recognition.</p>
	<p>Even the Government had to concede that the expense of doing this – which it now admits will cost us £18&#8201;billion a year for the next 40 years – would be twice the value of its supposed benefits. Yet, astonishingly, although dozens of MPs queued up to speak in favour of the Bill, only two dared to question the need for it. It passed by 463 votes to just three.</p>
	<p>One who voted against it was Peter Lilley who, just before the vote was taken, drew the Speaker’s attention to the fact that, outside the Palace of Westminster, snow was falling, the first October snow recorded in London for 74 years. As I observed at the time: “Who says that God hasn’t got a sense of humour?”</p>
	<p>By any measure, the supposed menace of global warming – and the political response to it – has become one of the overwhelmingly urgent issues of our time. </p>
	<p>If one accepts the thesis that the planet faces a threat unprecedented in history, the implications are mind-boggling. But equally mind-boggling now are the implications of the price we are being asked to pay by our politicians to meet that threat. More than ever, it is a matter of the highest priority that we should know whether or not the assumptions on which the politicians base their proposals are founded on properly sound science.</p>
	<p>This is why I have been regularly reporting on the issue in my column in The Sunday Telegraph, and this week I publish a book called The Real Global Warming Disaster: Is the obsession with climate change turning out to be the most costly scientific delusion in history?.</p>
	<p>There are already many books on this subject, but mine is rather different from the rest in that, for the first time, it tries to tell the whole tangled story of how the debate over the threat of climate change has evolved over the past 30 years, interweaving the science with the politicians’ response to it.</p>
	<p>It is a story that has unfolded in three stages. The first began back in the Seventies when a number of scientists noticed that the world’s temperatures had been falling for 30 years, leading them to warn that we might be heading for a new ice age. </p>
	<p>Then, in the mid-Seventies, temperatures started to rise again, and by the mid-Eighties, a still fairly small number of scientists – including some of those who had been predicting a new ice age – began to warn that we were now facing the opposite problem: a world dangerously heating up, thanks to our pumping out CO&#8322; and all those greenhouse gases inseparable from modern civilisation.</p>
	<p>In 1988, a handful of the scientists who passionately believed in this theory won authorisation from the UN to set up the body known as the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC). This was the year when the scare over global warming really exploded into the headlines, thanks above all to the carefully staged testimony given to a US Senate Committee by Dr James Hansen, head of NASA’s Goddard Institute for Space Studies (GISS), also already an advocate for the theory that CO&#8322; was causing potentially catastrophic warming.</p>
	<p>The disaster-movie scenario that rising levels of CO&#8322; could lead to droughts, hurricanes, heatwaves and, above all, that melting of the polar ice caps, which would flood half the world’s major cities, struck a rich chord. </p>
	<p>The media loved it. The environmentalists loved it. More and more politicians, led by Al Gore in the United States, jumped on the bandwagon. But easily their most influential allies were the scientists running the new IPCC, led by a Swedish meteorologist Bert Bolin and Dr John Houghton, head of the UK Met Office.</p>
	<p>The IPCC, through its series of weighty reports, was now to become the central player in the whole story. But rarely has the true nature of any international body been more widely misrepresented. It is commonly believed that the IPCC consists of “1,500 of the world’s top climate scientists”, charged with weighing all the scientific evidence for and against “human-induced climate change” in order to arrive at a “consensus”.</p>
	<p>In fact, the IPCC was never intended to be anything of the kind. The vast majority of its contributors have never been climate scientists. Many are not scientists at all. And from the start, the purpose of the IPCC was not to test the theory, but to provide the most plausible case for promoting it. This was why the computer models it relied on as its chief source of evidence were all programmed to show that, as CO&#8322; levels continued to rise, so temperatures must inevitably follow.</p>
	<p>More and more eminent scientists have been coming out of the woodwork to suggest that the IPCC, with its computer models, had got it all wrong. It isn’t CO&#8322; that has been driving the climate, the changes are natural, driven by the activity of the sun and changes in the currents of the world’s oceans.</p>
	<p>The ice caps haven’t been melting as the alarmists and the models predicted they should. The Antarctic, containing nearly 90 per cent of all the ice in the world, has actually been cooling over the past 30 years, not warming. The polar bears are not drowning – there are four times more of them now than there were 40 years ago. In recent decades, the number of hurricanes and droughts have gone markedly down, not up.</p>
	<p>As the world has already been through two of its coldest winters for decades, with all the signs that we may now be entering a third, the scientific case for CO&#8322; threatening the world with warming has been crumbling away on an astonishing scale.</p>
	<p>More and more eminent scientists have been coming out of the woodwork to suggest that the IPCC, with its computer models, had got it all wrong. It isn’t CO&#8322; that has been driving the climate, the changes are natural, driven by the activity of the sun and changes in the currents of the world’s oceans.</p>
	<p>The ice caps haven’t been melting as the alarmists and the models predicted they should. The Antarctic, containing nearly 90 per cent of all the ice in the world, has actually been cooling over the past 30 years, not warming. The polar bears are not drowning – there are four times more of them now than there were 40 years ago. In recent decades, the number of hurricanes and droughts have gone markedly down, not up.</p>
	<p>As the world has already been through two of its coldest winters for decades, with all the signs that we may now be entering a third, the scientific case for CO&#8322; threatening the world with warming has been crumbling away on an astonishing scale.</p>
	<p>Thanks to misreading the significance of a brief period of rising temperatures at the end of the 20th century, the Western world (but not India or China) is now contemplating measures that add up to the most expensive economic suicide note ever written.</p>
	<p>How long will it be before sanity and sound science break in on what begins to look like one of the most bizarre collective delusions ever to grip the human race?"<br>
<strong><em><br>
'The Real Global Warming Disaster’ by Christopher Booker (Continuum, £16.99) is available from Telegraph Books for £14.99 plus £1.25 postage </em>and packing. To order, call 0844 871 1516 or go to books.telegraph.co.uk</p>
	<p></strong>
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/28/the-real-climate-change-catastrophe-7259138/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/27/newspaper-apology-7251699/"><default:title>NEWSPAPER APOLOGY</default:title><default:link>http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/27/newspaper-apology-7251699/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2009-10-27T09:20:00+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="spt_wrestlers"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/774/4046774_08faaf3edd_s.jpeg" alt="spt_wrestlers"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="SF13-0158"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/784/4046784_285aa97c8d_s.jpeg" alt="SF13-0158"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;HOW COULD THEY CONFUSE THE TWO?&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;"We apologize to our readers who received, through an unfortunate computer error, the chest measurements of members of the Female Wrestlers Association instead of the figures on the sales of soybeans to foreign countries."&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/27/newspaper-apology-7251699/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="spt_wrestlers"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/774/4046774_08faaf3edd_s.jpeg" alt="spt_wrestlers"></a></p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="SF13-0158"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/784/4046784_285aa97c8d_s.jpeg" alt="SF13-0158"></a></p>
	<p>HOW COULD THEY CONFUSE THE TWO?</p>
	<p><em>"We apologize to our readers who received, through an unfortunate computer error, the chest measurements of members of the Female Wrestlers Association instead of the figures on the sales of soybeans to foreign countries."</em>
</p>
<p> <small> <a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/27/newspaper-apology-7251699/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>]]></content:encoded></default:item><default:item xmlns:default="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" rdf:about="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/26/want-to-save-the-planet-start-by-eating-your-dog-7244994/"><default:title>WANT TO SAVE  THE PLANET? START BY EATING YOUR DOG.</default:title><default:link>http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/26/want-to-save-the-planet-start-by-eating-your-dog-7244994/</default:link><dc:date xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/">2009-10-26T08:08:57+01:00</dc:date><default:description>	&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="collie"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/756/4042756_ec9c28baf8_m.jpeg" alt="collie"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Dog-owners should consider doing without their pet, exchanging it for a goldfish or even eating it to help save the planet, according to a new book.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;It claims that the carbon footprint left by domesticated animals is out of proportion to the size of their paws.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A medium-sized dog has the same impact as a Toyota Land Cruiser driven 6,000 miles a year, while a cat is equivalent to a Volkswagen Golf.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But rabbits and chickens are eco-friendly because they provide meat for their owners while a canary or a goldfish has little effect on the environment.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;At the same time a pair of hamsters do the same damage as running a plasma television, suggests the book "Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;New Zealand-based authors Robert and Brenda Vale base their findings on the amount of land needed to grow food for pets ranging from budgerigars to cats and dogs.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;They say an average Collie eats 164kg of meat and 95kg of cereals a year, giving it a high impact on the planet.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But a pair of rabbits can produce 36 young annually, which would provide 72kg of meat and help decrease the owner's carbon footprint.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Mr Vale, an architect who specialises in sustainable living, said: "There are no recipes in the book. We're not actually saying it is time to eat the dog.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"We're just saying that we need to think about and know the (ecological) impact of some of the things we do and that we take for granted."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;He explained that sustainability issues require us to make choices which are "as difficult as eating your dog".&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Mr Vale added: "Once you see where cats and dogs fit in your overall balance of things, you might decide to have the cat but not also to have the two cars and the three bathrooms and be a meat-eater yourself."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Daily Telegraph)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/26/want-to-save-the-planet-start-by-eating-your-dog-7244994/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="collie"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/756/4042756_ec9c28baf8_m.jpeg" alt="collie"></a></p>
	<p>Dog-owners should consider doing without their pet, exchanging it for a goldfish or even eating it to help save the planet, according to a new book.</p>
	<p>It claims that the carbon footprint left by domesticated animals is out of proportion to the size of their paws.</p>
	<p>A medium-sized dog has the same impact as a Toyota Land Cruiser driven 6,000 miles a year, while a cat is equivalent to a Volkswagen Golf.</p>
	<p>But rabbits and chickens are eco-friendly because they provide meat for their owners while a canary or a goldfish has little effect on the environment.</p>
	<p>At the same time a pair of hamsters do the same damage as running a plasma television, suggests the book "Time to Eat the Dog: The Real Guide to Sustainable Living."</p>
	<p>New Zealand-based authors Robert and Brenda Vale base their findings on the amount of land needed to grow food for pets ranging from budgerigars to cats and dogs.</p>
	<p>They say an average Collie eats 164kg of meat and 95kg of cereals a year, giving it a high impact on the planet.</p>
	<p>But a pair of rabbits can produce 36 young annually, which would provide 72kg of meat and help decrease the owner's carbon footprint.</p>
	<p>Mr Vale, an architect who specialises in sustainable living, said: "There are no recipes in the book. We're not actually saying it is time to eat the dog.</p>
	<p>"We're just saying that we need to think about and know the (ecological) impact of some of the things we do and that we take for granted."</p>
	<p>He explained that sustainability issues require us to make choices which are "as difficult as eating your dog".</p>
	<p>Mr Vale added: "Once you see where cats and dogs fit in your overall balance of things, you might decide to have the cat but not also to have the two cars and the three bathrooms and be a meat-eater yourself."</p>
	<p><em>(Daily Telegraph)</em></p>
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	&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Five-year-old Giuliano Stroe shows off his impressive physique&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A muscle-bound boy has been entered into the Guinness Book of Records after performing an incredible physical stunt.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Romanian Giuliano Stroe, five, has been training since the age of two in Italy - where he lives with his family - and now the hard work has finally paid off.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;He was entered into the record books earlier this year after performing some impressive 'hand-walking' skills to a panel of judges and an astonished audience on an Italian TV show .&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The exceptional pre-schooler performed the fastest ever 10m hand walk with a weight ball between his legs to the delight of the studio audience.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Father Iulian Stroe, 33, said: 'He has been going to the gym with me ever since he was born. I always took him with me when I went training.'&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;He added there is no danger of the youngster harming himself, saying: 'I have been training hard all my life myself..&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Giuliano, the oldest of four children, says his stardom has not gone to his head and he still enjoys normal kids stuff like painting, watching cartoons and playing in the park when he is not weightlifting.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;But it seems he has picked up a taste for fame during his incredible exploits, revealing he enjoys it when he is applauded after performing.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="BICEPS"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/719/4038719_a804c6e339_m.jpeg" alt="BICEPS"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(From &lt;a href="http://believe-or-not.blogspot.com)"&gt;http://believe-or-not.blogspot.com)&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/25/6-pack-at-5-cruelty-to-children-7239186/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="6-pack"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/711/4038711_b7dd2b5e9b_m.jpeg" alt="6-pack"></a></p>
	<p class="center"><em>Five-year-old Giuliano Stroe shows off his impressive physique</em>
</p>
	<p>A muscle-bound boy has been entered into the Guinness Book of Records after performing an incredible physical stunt.</p>
	<p>Romanian Giuliano Stroe, five, has been training since the age of two in Italy - where he lives with his family - and now the hard work has finally paid off.</p>
	<p>He was entered into the record books earlier this year after performing some impressive 'hand-walking' skills to a panel of judges and an astonished audience on an Italian TV show .</p>
	<p>The exceptional pre-schooler performed the fastest ever 10m hand walk with a weight ball between his legs to the delight of the studio audience.</p>
	<p>Father Iulian Stroe, 33, said: 'He has been going to the gym with me ever since he was born. I always took him with me when I went training.'</p>
	<p>He added there is no danger of the youngster harming himself, saying: 'I have been training hard all my life myself..</p>
	<p>Giuliano, the oldest of four children, says his stardom has not gone to his head and he still enjoys normal kids stuff like painting, watching cartoons and playing in the park when he is not weightlifting.</p>
	<p>But it seems he has picked up a taste for fame during his incredible exploits, revealing he enjoys it when he is applauded after performing.</p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="BICEPS"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/719/4038719_a804c6e339_m.jpeg" alt="BICEPS"></a></p>
	<p><em>(From <a href="http://believe-or-not.blogspot.com)">http://believe-or-not.blogspot.com)</a></em>
</p>
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	&lt;p class="center"&gt;&lt;em&gt;Lilith with Adam in the Garden of Eden&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;On Wednesday I posted on &lt;a href="http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/"&gt;http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt; Dante Rossetti's painting "Lady Lilith" and noted that she was "Adam's first wife".&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; Mojacar added a comment:&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; &lt;em&gt;"Am I missing something? Did Adam have a first wife, I thought Eve was the first? "&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; The subject is fascinating and I think the following from Yahoo Answers will interest a wider audience:&lt;br&gt; &lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;span&gt;In some old Judeo-Christian traditions, Lilith was the original wife of Adam. She was offended when he attempted to have her lie beneath him during sexual intercourse, and would not meet his request.&lt;br&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br&gt; She demanded equality with Adam, because they were created together in the image of God. When equality was refused her, she left in anger and made her home in caves on the shores of the Red Sea, taking demons as lovers.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; &lt;span&gt;Adam complained to God, who sent three angels (named Sanvi, Sansanvi, and Semangelaf) to bring her back to Eden. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;span&gt;The angels ordered her to return, threatening that they would kill her children if she didn't go back. Exclaiming that even this was better than returning to submission, she refused.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;The angels carried out their threat. God created a second wife for Adam- the docile Eve.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt; &lt;span&gt;Lilith was written out of the Bible along the way by one of the many, many translators."&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/24/adam-s-two-wives-7234508/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center"><a title="LILITH" href="javascript:window.open("><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/646/4035646_5d1e06ed47_m.jpeg" alt="LILITH"></a></p>
	<p class="center"><em>Lilith with Adam in the Garden of Eden</em></p>
	<p>On Wednesday I posted on <a href="http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/">http://picturepost.blog.co.uk/</a> <br> Dante Rossetti's painting "Lady Lilith" and noted that she was "Adam's first wife".</p>
	<p> Mojacar added a comment:</p>
	<p> <em>"Am I missing something? Did Adam have a first wife, I thought Eve was the first? "</em></p>
	<p> The subject is fascinating and I think the following from Yahoo Answers will interest a wider audience:<br> <em><br> <span>In some old Judeo-Christian traditions, Lilith was the original wife of Adam. She was offended when he attempted to have her lie beneath him during sexual intercourse, and would not meet his request.<br><span><br> She demanded equality with Adam, because they were created together in the image of God. When equality was refused her, she left in anger and made her home in caves on the shores of the Red Sea, taking demons as lovers.</span></p>
	<p> <span>Adam complained to God, who sent three angels (named Sanvi, Sansanvi, and Semangelaf) to bring her back to Eden. </span></span></em></p>
	<p><em><span><span>The angels ordered her to return, threatening that they would kill her children if she didn't go back. Exclaiming that even this was better than returning to submission, she refused.</p>
	<p><span>The angels carried out their threat. God created a second wife for Adam- the docile Eve.</span></span></p>
	<p> <span>Lilith was written out of the Bible along the way by one of the many, many translators."</span></span> </em></p>
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	&lt;p&gt;I am reading a book about "Catastrophism", the theory that the Earth is periodically afflicted by spontaneous, short-lived and cataclysmic events with global ramifications.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;This view of the world developed from the idea that catastrophes were acts of God, inflicted upon humans by a vengeful deity - for example Noah's flood.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;About 65 million years ago, dinosaurs and most other giant reptiles died out - possibly from a massive meteor strike.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Another act of God?  If so your insurance company would not pay out for the loss of your T.Rex.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In modern times the gloom merchants tell us that life on our planet is threatened by Global Warming, Global Cooling, Bird Flu, Swine Flu and many other possible misfortunes.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;From early days,almanacs contained predictions of the future based on the position of heavenly bodies. Some of the predictions became so frightening (foretelling the deaths of kings, for example) that in 1579 King Henry III of France forbade almanac makers by law to make prophecies. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The best known 'prophet of the future' is probably Nostradamus (Michel de Nostredame 1503 - 1566), a French apothecary and reputed seer who has been credited with predicting many major world events. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;However, most academic sources maintain that the associations made between world events and Nostradamus's predictions are largely the result of misinterpretations or mistranslations.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In 1938 Orson Welles caused panic by broadcasting a radio adaptation of HG. Wells book "The War of the Worlds". &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;The first two thirds of the 60-minute broadcast was presented as a series of simulated news bulletins, which suggested to many listeners that an actual Martian invasion was in progress. &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Since then Hollywood has fed the public's demand for even more disaster movies.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Roland Emmerich, the German film director, screenwriter and producer, has specialised in the genre, giving us 'Independence Day" about the destruction of the world by aliens and "The Day After Tomorrow", a warning about Global Warming.  &lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;His forthcoming movie "2012" is inspired by the theory that the ancient Mayans prophesied the world's ending on &lt;strong&gt;December 21, 2012&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;That's not long to go, is it?  Perhaps we should all spend our money, if we have any, and enjoy ourselves.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Or not!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;We have heard it all before, haven't we?
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/23/catastrophe-catastrophe-7227767/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="end-nigh"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/415/4030415_f2a79051e0_m.jpeg" alt="end-nigh"></a></p>
	<p>I am reading a book about "Catastrophism", the theory that the Earth is periodically afflicted by spontaneous, short-lived and cataclysmic events with global ramifications.</p>
	<p>This view of the world developed from the idea that catastrophes were acts of God, inflicted upon humans by a vengeful deity - for example Noah's flood.</p>
	<p>About 65 million years ago, dinosaurs and most other giant reptiles died out - possibly from a massive meteor strike.</p>
	<p>Another act of God?  If so your insurance company would not pay out for the loss of your T.Rex.</p>
	<p>In modern times the gloom merchants tell us that life on our planet is threatened by Global Warming, Global Cooling, Bird Flu, Swine Flu and many other possible misfortunes.</p>
	<p>From early days,almanacs contained predictions of the future based on the position of heavenly bodies. Some of the predictions became so frightening (foretelling the deaths of kings, for example) that in 1579 King Henry III of France forbade almanac makers by law to make prophecies. </p>
	<p>The best known 'prophet of the future' is probably Nostradamus (Michel de Nostredame 1503 - 1566), a French apothecary and reputed seer who has been credited with predicting many major world events. </p>
	<p>However, most academic sources maintain that the associations made between world events and Nostradamus's predictions are largely the result of misinterpretations or mistranslations.</p>
	<p>In 1938 Orson Welles caused panic by broadcasting a radio adaptation of HG. Wells book "The War of the Worlds". </p>
	<p>The first two thirds of the 60-minute broadcast was presented as a series of simulated news bulletins, which suggested to many listeners that an actual Martian invasion was in progress. </p>
	<p>Since then Hollywood has fed the public's demand for even more disaster movies.</p>
	<p>Roland Emmerich, the German film director, screenwriter and producer, has specialised in the genre, giving us 'Independence Day" about the destruction of the world by aliens and "The Day After Tomorrow", a warning about Global Warming.  </p>
	<p>His forthcoming movie "2012" is inspired by the theory that the ancient Mayans prophesied the world's ending on <strong>December 21, 2012</strong>.</p>
	<p>That's not long to go, is it?  Perhaps we should all spend our money, if we have any, and enjoy ourselves.</p>
	<p>Or not!</p>
	<p>We have heard it all before, haven't we?
</p>
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&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="IMG_0072_1218551i"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/455/4027455_08bdb8862d_m.jpeg" alt="IMG_0072_1218551i"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p class="center"&gt;
BUT NOT NEXT WEEK!&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;(Telegraph Online - "Sign Language")&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/22/opening-soon-7220853/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p class="center">
<a href="javascript:window.open(" title="IMG_0072_1218551i"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/455/4027455_08bdb8862d_m.jpeg" alt="IMG_0072_1218551i"></a></p>
	<p class="center">
BUT NOT NEXT WEEK!</p>
	<p><em>(Telegraph Online - "Sign Language")</em>
</p>
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	&lt;p&gt;A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men’s toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture giant IKEA.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;Some debate over whether the face truly represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;One shopper said: "It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"I was only heading to the toilet and found God.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;"It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;In a further twist, Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;A spokeswoman said: "Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores."&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.&lt;/p&gt;
	&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="javascript:window.open(" title="marmite"&gt;&lt;img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/112/4020112_6796fc925e_m.jpeg" alt="marmite"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;
&lt;em&gt;&lt;br&gt;
(Telegraph Online)&lt;/em&gt;
&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; &lt;small&gt; &lt;a href="http://grumpy.blog.co.uk/2009/10/21/jesus-in-the-gents-7214174/#comments"&gt;Comments&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/small&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</default:description><content:encoded xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"><![CDATA[	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="Jesus"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/089/4020089_4c387cd4b6_m.jpeg" alt="Jesus"></a></p>
	<p>A bearded face, with long flowing hair, is plainly visible on the wooden door of the men’s toilet in the Braehead outlet of the Swedish furniture giant IKEA.</p>
	<p>Some debate over whether the face truly represents the Son of Man, or whether it is in fact Gandalf out of the Lord of the Rings, or even a member of ABBA.</p>
	<p>One shopper said: "It takes you by surprise. It is really clear in the wood.</p>
	<p>"I was only heading to the toilet and found God.</p>
	<p>"My wife thought He looked like Gandalf from Lord of the Rings but it is definitely more like the Turin Shroud.</p>
	<p>"It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes."</p>
	<p>In a further twist, Ikea bosses claim that the image is really Benny Anderson, of the Eurovision Song Contest-winning Swedish 1970s Europop outfit ABBA.</p>
	<p>A spokeswoman said: "Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores."</p>
	<p>If the image is agreed to be Jesus, rather than a fictional wizard or a bearded, middle-aged pop singer, it may be the oddest place for a vision of the Saviour since a Welsh woman spotted His face in the lid of a jar of Marmite during breakfast in May this year.</p>
	<p><a href="javascript:window.open(" title="marmite"><img src="http://data6.blog.de/media/112/4020112_6796fc925e_m.jpeg" alt="marmite"></a><br>
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