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  • FEELING PECKISH?

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    It was definitely a case of you scratch my back and I'll scratch yours as these birds queued up to snack on fleas from the backs of strolling antelopes.

    And these nilgai antelopes were more than happy to provide a resting place for dozens of bank myna birds who plucked irritating fleas from their backs in Keoladeo National Park, Rajasthan, India.

    The nilgai were feeding in their grassland home when the birds decided they wanted a snack of their own and landed on their backs, necks and heads.

    (Daily Mail)

  • WHAT'S IN A NAME?

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    STILTON VILLAGERS BANNED FROM USING OWN NAME ON CHEESE

    Villagers are being forced to come up with a new title for the blue-veined cheese following a “ridiculous” ruling that prevents it officially being made outside three East Midlands counties.

    The cheese – being sold by a local pub for the first time early next year – is now to be named “Bell Blue” while locals battle to have the ban overturned.

    Liam McGivern, landlord of the Bell Inn, Stilton, which is behind the move, said the rules meant they could not call it Stilton but could produce packaging saying “blue-veined cheese made in Stilton”.

    "Anyone can make the cheese but they won't let us call it Stilton," he said. "We are going to challenge the [ruling] – that's the whole reason for making the cheese.”

    According to research, one of the pub's owners in the 18th century, Cooper Thornhill, became the first Englishman to market the cheese.

    Local folklore says that he discovered it while visiting a nearby farm in 1730 and made a business arrangement granting the pub the exclusive marketing rights.

    Despite being the birthplace of the blue-veined cheese, production moved away from the Cambridgeshire village in the 18th century to a new home in Leicestershire. The cheese was also later made by producers in nearby Nottinghamshire and Derbyshire.

    The Stilton Cheese Makers Association claim that there is no relationship between the original version and the blue Stilton produced in modern times, which is a semi-soft cheese famed for its strong smell and taste.

    In 1996, the association successfully sought a Protected Designation of Origin (PDO) order – a European Union ruling that prevents it being produced outside the three counties.

    Similar rules prevent Champagne from being made outside the north-eastern region of France and Melton Mowbray pork pies from being produced anywhere beyond the Leicestershire market town.

    However, local historian Richard Landy challenged this ruling after finding evidence that the cheese was first created in Stilton

    Now the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs has allowed the pub to produce the cheese using traditional ingredients and techniques for local sale – but the EU rules prevent them from calling it Stilton.

    The pub has already produced its first batch, and a special launch date has been pencilled in for March 1, which is planned to be a day of celebrations.

    Mr McGivern, 60, said: "This is something to really celebrate. Stilton has come home.

    "It was ridiculous that up until now we couldn't make Stilton in Stilton. People would come in and ask for it and I'd have to explain we legally couldn't make it. It was embarrassing."

    The cheese takes a day to make before being left to mature for at least three and a half months.

    Mr McGovern added: "We're going to call it Bell Blue.

    "We want to be able to call it Stilton. Under EU rules you have to say where the product is coming from so it is stupid if we can't call it Stilton but can put on the packaging 'blue-veined cheese made in Stilton'."

    Mr Landy said: "The village has every right to be proud of its association with the cheese.”

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    (The Telegraph)

  • INTERNET SHOPPING EXPECTED TO REACH NEW HIGH

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    It is expected that spending online on Christmas Day will have exceeded £186.4million as record numbers of consumers now browse the internet instead of going out to the shops.

    The Christmas Day spree is expected to be followed by £367.8million on Boxing Day, the Interactive Media in Retail Group (IMRG) has said.

    The predictions represent a 12 per cent jump on the total spends last year.

    What proportion of your shopping do you do online?

  • FIRST EVER

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  • CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE

    "George Robert Sims (2 September 1847 – 4 September 1922) was an English journalist, poet, dramatist, novelist and bon vivant. He is best-remembered for this dramatic monologue written as a traditional rhyming poem and published in 1879. It is a criticism of the harsh conditions in workhouses under the 1834 Poor Law. Its zealous social concern aroused public sentiment and made Sims a strong voice for reform, dramatising the plight of suffering Londoners." (Wiki)

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    IN THE WORKHOUSE: CHRISTMAS DAY

    It is Christmas Day in the Workhouse,
    And the cold bare walls are bright
    With garlands of green and holly,
    And the place is a pleasant sight:
    For with clear-washed hands and faces
    In a long and hungry line
    The paupers sit at the tables,
    For this is the hour they dine.

    And the guardians and their ladies,
    Although the wind is east,
    Have come in their furs and wrappers,
    To watch their charges feast:
    To smile and be condescending,
    Put puddings on pauper plates,
    To be hosts at the workhouse banquet
    They’ve paid for – with the rates.

    Oh, the paupers are meek and lowly
    With their 'Thank'ee kindly, mum's';
    So long as they fill their stomachs
    What matters it whence it comes?
    But one of the old men mutters,
    And pushes his plate aside:
    'Great God!' he cries; 'but it chokes me!
    For this is the day she died.'

    The guardians gazed in horror
    The master's face went white;
    'Did a pauper refuse his pudding?'
    'Could their ears believe aright?'
    Then the ladies clutched their husbands,
    Thinking the man might die
    Struck by a bolt, or something,
    By the outraged One on high.

    But the pauper sat for a moment,
    Then rose 'mid a silence grim,
    For the others has ceased to chatter,
    And trembled every limb.
    He looked at the guardian's ladies,
    Then. eyeing their lords, he said,
    'I eat not the food of villains
    Whose hands are foul and red:

    'Whose victims cry for vengeance
    From their dank, unhallowed graves.'
    'He's drunk!' said the workhouse master.
    'Or else he's mad, and raves.'
    'Not drunk or mad,' cried the pauper,
    'But only a hunted beast,
    Who, torn by the hounds and mangled,
    Declines the vulture's feast.

    I care not a curse for the guardians,
    And I won't be dragged away.
    Just let me have the fit out,
    It's only Christmas Day
    That the black past comes to goad me,
    And prey my burning brain;
    I'll tell you the rest in a whisper, -
    I swear I won't shout again.

    'Keep your hands off me, curse you!
    Hear me right out to the end.
    You come here to see how the paupers
    The season of Christmas spend.
    You come here to watch us feeding,
    As they watch the captured beast.
    Hear why a penniless pauper
    Spits on your paltry feast.

    'Do you think I will take your bounty,
    And let you smile and think
    You're doing a noble action
    With the parish's meat and drink?
    Where is my wife, you traitors -
    The poor old wife you slew?
    Yes, by the God above us
    My Nance was killed by you!

    'Last winter my wife lay dying,
    Starved in a filthy den;
    I had never been to the parish, -
    I came to the parish then.
    I swallowed my pride in coming,
    For, ere the ruin came,
    I held up my head as a trader,
    And I bore a spotless name.

    'I came to the parish, craving
    Bread for a starving wife,
    Bread for a woman who'd loved me
    Through fifty years of my life;
    And what do you think they told me,
    Mocking my awful grief?
    That "the House" was open to us,
    But they wouldn't give "out relief".

    I slunk to the filthy alley -
    'Twas a cold, raw Christmas eve -
    And the bakers' shops were open
    Tempting a man to thieve;
    But I clenched my fists together
    Holding my head awry,
    So I came home empty-handed,
    And mournfully told her why.

    Then I told her "the House" was open;
    She had heard of the ways of that,
    For her bloodless cheeks went crimson,
    And up in her rags she sat,
    Crying, "Bide the Christmas here, John,
    We've never had one apart;
    I think I can bear the hunger, -
    The other would break my heart."

    'All through that ever I watched her,
    Holding her hand in mine,
    Praying the Lord, and weeping
    Till my lips were salt as brine.
    I asked her once if she hungered
    And as she answered "No,"
    The moon shone in at the wondow
    Set in a wreath of snow

    'Then the room was bathed in glory,
    And I saw in my darling's eyes
    The far-away look of wonder
    That comes when the spirit flies;
    And her lips were parched and parted,
    And her reason came and went,
    For she raved of her home in Devon,
    Where her happiest days were spent.

    'And the accents, long forgotten,
    Came back to the tongue once more,
    For she talked like the country lassie
    I woo'd by the Devon shore.
    Then she rose to her feet and trembled,
    And fell on the rags and moaned,
    And, "Give me a crust - I'm famished -
    For the love of God!" she groaned.

    I rushed from the room like a madman,
    And flew to the workhouse gate,
    Crying "Food for a dying woman!"
    And came the answer, "Too late."
    They drove me away with curses;
    Then I fought with a dog in the street,
    And tore from the mongrel's clutches
    A crust he was trying to eat.

    'Back, through the filthy by-lanes!
    Back, through the trampled slush!
    Up to the crazy garret,
    Wrapped in an awful hush.
    My heart sank down at the threshold,
    And I paused with a sudden thrill,
    For there in the silv'ry moonlight
    My Nancy lay, cold and still.

    'Up to the blackened ceiling
    The sunken eyes were cast -
    I knew on those lips all bloodless
    My name had been the last;
    She'd called for her absent husband -
    O God! had I but known! -
    Had called in vain and in anguish
    Had died in that den - alone.

    'Yes, there in a land of plenty
    Lay a loving woman dead,
    Cruelly starved and murdered
    For a loaf of parish bread.
    At yonder gate, last Christmas
    I craved for a human life.
    You, who would feast us paupers,
    What of my murdered wife!

    'There, get ye gone to your dinners;
    Don't mind me in the least;
    Think of your happy paupers
    Eating your Christmas feast;
    And when you recount their blessings
    In your smug parochial way,
    Say what you did for me, too,
    Only last Christmas Day.'

    George R. Sims

  • PAULINE

    PAULINE

    "Last Christmas I spent entirely on my own, with no presents, no phone calls, no visits, nothing."

    Pauline, a pensioner from Oxfordshire, has been speaking to the BBC about the loneliness she feels at Christmas time. She said Christmas left her feeling "tearful, upset, angry and extremely lonely... it's an emptiness, it's a sadness".

    Friends of the Elderly has claimed half a million older people in the UK will spend Christmas alone this year. Its survey suggested 24% of people would not be inviting elderly relatives or neighbours to their Christmas celebrations.

    Chief executive officer Richard Furze said: "We're finding more people have less time to get together with older relatives and older friends."People realise that Christmas time is especially one of the worst times to not to be with family, and yet somehow our busy lives drive out the good intentions we have.

    "A lot of older people are cared for by their relatives but there are others who are really on their own. "They don't have many people going in to see them day by day in a normal week, and why should it be any different at Christmas?"

    Pauline, 75, from Carterton, said her children did not seem to want to know her any more. "I've got a daughter who I haven't seen for 12 years. They just think I'm totally self-sufficient and that they don't have to bother me, and that can go on for weeks. I think between my children and my [late] husband I feel as though my heart's been broken."

    As Pauline braced herself for another lonely Christmas, she said she would try not to think ill of her family. "I don't want to be eaten up with bitterness and anger and hate for anyone. I'm just a bit of a nuisance, really, a bit of an extra that they don't really want to bother with.'

    Richard Furze said it was up to everyone to look out for their vulnerable relatives and neighbours.

    "Perhaps we can make that one special effort some time in our celebrations to invite them over for a mince pie and a drink and make them part of everything that is going on.

    "Let's make the effort, each one of us, this Christmas."

    (BBC)

  • THE TIMES THEY ARE ACHANGING

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    NO CHRIST IN CHRISTMAS?

    Supermarkets have become ‘ashamed' of selling Christmas cards with religious themes, Christian leaders said yesterday.

    They claimed a creeping ‘multicultural indoctrination' had led to an aversion to Christianity, and that shops were worried about stocking cards that might offend other faiths.

    The rebuke to Britain's big four supermarkets – Tesco, Asda, Sainsbury's and Morrisons – came as a snapshot poll by the Daily Mail revealed the tiny number of religious cards on sale.

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    Of 6,576 cards sold individually, just 36 (0.5 per cent) featured scenes such as Jesus in a manger or angels.

    Multi-packs fared little better, with only 5 per cent of 1,337 on sale at the stores visited containing at least one card that reflected the season's Christian message. One store, a Tesco in Manchester, didn't have a single religious card on sale. Many others had just one or two. The worst offender overall was Asda, which had just four Christian cards out of 2,638 sold individually across all the stores visited – 0.15 per cent. It also had the lowest proportion among multi-packs, with 13 out of 427, or 3 per cent.

    Stephen Green, national director of Christian Voice, said: ‘I can't believe this is being led by consumer demand. 'I believe there is anti-Christian prejudice in the buying departments involved.‘There's too much of this multicultural indoctrination and too much of an idea that if they put out Christian cards they will alienate or discriminate against or offend other faiths.

    Dr Don Horrocks, of the Evangelical Alliance, said supermarkets were ‘helping to kill off the Christian theme at Christmas'. ‘There appears to be an aversion in society to Christianity being public,' he said. ‘Supermarkets appear to be ashamed to put cards on shelves because there is a perception it is dodgy.

    However, Christmas cards emblazoned with obscenities are on sale across Britain's High Streets. One card showing a quintessential 50s family inside a wreath reads ‘Merry Christmas W*', while another depicts a pair of carol singers with the words ‘Merry F** Christmas.' A third says: ‘Merry Christmas You F** F*.' In total, dozens of the explicit cards are on sale in branches of 'Scribbler'. Each costs around £2.50.

    Here are some (censored) examples:

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    In Scribbler's Kensington High Street store managing director John Procter described the cards as having a ‘schoolboy' sense of humour. He said ‘I understand why some people might find them offensive. But they really are our best sellers and in reality we get very few complaints.'

    (Abridged from an article in the Daily Mail)

  • WHEREVER YOU ARE

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    MERRY CHRISTMAS

    Military Wives choir’s charity single, "Wherever You Are" is destined to be Christmas No.1.

    By yesterday it had sold 300,000 copies after just two days on sale. It is outselling the release by this year’s X Factor winners, Little Mix, by a ratio of 100 to become the fastest selling song for six years.

    MPs and charities were furious that the government was refusing to give relief for the 20p in the pound VAT charged on sales. However, following intense lobbying they have now given way and last night senior sources said the money – expected to be just less than a million pounds – would be found from Treasury coffers and given to the charity in lieu of the tax taken.

    The 100-strong choir features the spouses of servicemen in Afghanistan and has tugged at the heartstrings of the British public – winning the crucial support of Radio 2 breakfast DJ Chris Evans.

    Proceeds from its single will go to The Royal British Legion and SSAFA (Soldiers, Sailors, Airmen and Families Association) Forces Help.

    Bookmakers William Hill are resigned to losing a five figure sum over the charts.

    A spokesman said: 'The Christmas No.1 is now a one-horse race and it's just a question of how far they win it by. We are so amazed by them that we are offering just 3/1 that the single sells a million copies by midnight on Saturday 24, December.'

    (From an article in the Daily Mail)

    P.S. I posted the video of "Wherever You Are" just over a week ago but, in case you missed it, here is the link again:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0hR6O7VxKaQ

  • THERE, THERE

    BABY

    GO TO SLEEP MY BABY, CLOSE YOUR PRETTY EYES

    At first it appears the last thing baby Connar wants while he cries and writhes around is for a cat to come along and start playing with him.

    But this hilarious video shows how Stewie manages to send his new friend off to sleep and stop the tears after some careful and patient stroking.

    The clip, uploaded by the baby’s father Aaron Grant, 35, of Canada, ends with Stewie staring at the camera with great pride at what he has done.

    Play the video: http://bcove.me/qdo9ohl1

    (Daily Mail)

  • A PERFECT CHRISTMAS

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  • UK GETS OBSERVER STATUS FOR EU FISCAL PACT

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  • NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN

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    Blundering theatre staff were left red-faced after Widow Twankey's name was accidentally misspelt in a Christmas panto programme.

    The character's name was spelt without the first letter in the guide sold to theatre-goers in North Shields, North Tyneside.

    The mistake was blamed on 'human error' and staff said today they had now withdrawn the offending programme.

    (Daily Mail)

  • THE £2 CHRISTMAS DINNER

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    If you have overspent on presents but still have to conjure up a Christmas dinner for the family, help may be at hand.

    As long as your guests’ standards aren’t too high.

    A money-saving website has unveiled a £2 Christmas dinner. Not only is it incredibly cheap, but it takes just ten minutes to make.

    What is more, preparation doesn’t require any equipment fancier than a toaster or microwave. Even an oven is optional.

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    The menu’s creators, from www.studentbeans.com, describe it as the perfect solution for those who are tasked with cooking a meal but lack both the cash and the technical know-how.


    CHRISTMAS DINNER FOR £2 A HEAD (SERVES FOUR)


    1 pack wafer-thin sliced turkey - £1.90
    Pack of 12 Birdseye potato waffles - £1.42
    1kg bag frozen mixed vegetables - £1
    85g box of Paxo dried stuffing mix - 55p
    200g jar own-brand gravy granules - 20p
    Pack of 20 cooked cocktail sausages - £1.39
    1 pack sliced ham or bacon crisps - £1.15/22p


    (Daily Mail)

  • ROYAL JOB

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    Miffed

    In today's climate of dwindling job opportunities, you might think the chance to tend to Her Majesty's idyllic gardens would be snapped up in a jiffy.

    But it seems even the Queen can find it hard to entice employees after there were apparently few or even no takers for a post as senior gardener.

    In October she advertised the vacancy at a salary of just £15,750 for a fixed one-year term starting on January 2 2012.

    Now, despite initiating a pay freeze until 2015 for her staff, she has been forced to offer more cash in the hope of finding someone a second time round.

    The new post comes with a salary of £17,000 for a fixed one-year term starting in March maintaining 'the highest standards' at the royal gardens at Buckingham Palace and at St James's Palace in London.

    The 39-hours-a-week job comes with benefits, including accommodation. Closing date for applications is December 30.

    The new gardener must encourage wildlife and will even be expected to carry out surveys of the creatures that inhabit the gardens.

    They must also be able to maintain shrub, herbaceous and rose borders in line with 'good organic horticultural practices'.

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    (From an article in the Daily Mail)

  • ANOTHER CONTENDER

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    Here is another contender for the Christmas Number one - 'Military Wives' (Chivenor and Plymouth), conducted by Gareth Malone, singing "Wherever You Are".

    Take a look at the following videos:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0hR6O7VxKaQ

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4pWDp-cbKX4

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxQsQO8D85M

  • CHRISTMAS NUMBER ONE

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    There are several songs competing to be "Number One" this Christmas, but this video by the boys (and girls) of 'HMS Ocean', a Royal Navy assault vessel, is climbing high in the charts.

    The crew are miming to Mariah Carey's 1994 hit "All I want for Christmas is You)"

    http://bcove.me/vm5g6y8q

    Please watch - it is really hilarious.

    P.S. HMS Ocean is currently the largest ship in the Royal Navy and is the sixth ship to bear the name ‘Ocean’.

  • NOT ON SATURDAYS

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    The lowest number of visitors to my blog in any week is always on the Saturday. I think people have more interesting things to do then!

    Well, I am pretty busy on that day too - so I have decided not to post to any of my blogs on Saturdays in future.

    It will give us all a little rest from the computer.

  • THE FORCE OF NATURE

    For my overseas readers, here are some pictures of the storm damage in Scotland and the North of England over the past few days. Winds gusted at over 165 mph.

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  • EXAM CHEATING

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    Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, has called for a fundamental reform of the exams system after an investigation disclosed that exam boards gave teachers secret advice on how to improve their GCSE and A-level results.

    Mr Gove has ordered an official inquiry into the exam system after an undercover investigation by The Daily Telegraph exposed the questionable practice.

    It found teachers are paying up to £230 a day to attend seminars with chief examiners during which they are advised on exam questions and the exact wording that pupils should use to obtain higher marks.

    The advice appears to go far beyond the standard “guidance” and opens exam boards to accusations that they are undermining the purpose of exam syllabuses by encouraging “teaching to the test”.

    After being presented with details of The Daily Telegraph’s investigation, Mr Gove demanded Ofqual, the exam regulator, must report back with its findnigs before Christmas. Two examiners ahve been suspended by the exam board WJEC, although it insists the claims were due to a misunderstanding of its advice.

    Pupils facing examinations this January could have their papers “pulled” and re set should exam boards be found to have given improper guidance over expected questions following an investigation into cheating, Ofqual has warned.

    (Daily Telegraph)

  • LEGOPROF

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    As one of the world's most famous scientists, Stephen Hawking might not feel that he needs any more accolades.

    But even someone as celebrated as him must surely be flattered by this unusual tribute - a statue made of Lego.

    Professor Hawking joins stars such as Freddie Mercury, Jay Leno and Sarah Palin in Iain Heath's unique gallery of model celebrities.

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2071146/A-brief-history--Lego-Computer-programmer-makes-Stephen-Hawking-famous-faces-building-blocks.html#ixzz1fsBLlDQB

  • A FAMILIAR STORY NOWADAYS

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  • PLAYING GAMES AT THE URINAL

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    HOW IS YOUR AIM?

    There is not much choice: stare blankly at the wall tiles, focus on shoes with face set in a grimace, or maybe whistle.

    When men use a public urinal they are cruelly left in full view, with nothing to do as they answer nature's call.

    Until now.

    British company Captive Media thinks it has developed a product that fills a gap in the market - a urinal mounted, urine-controlled games console for men.

    It calls it the first "hands-free" video gaming console of its kind.

    The sturdy device sits above the normal oval ceramic urinal bowl, opening up a whole new world of entertainment.

    The user is presented with three generous targets to aim for in the urinal: stickers in the unit that read "Start", "Left" and "Right".

    The console is able to detect where the urine is falling by means of an infra-red device.

    And so a rudimentary "joystick" is set up.

    Games on offer include a skiing challenge, and a multiple choice pub quiz.

    Once they have finished their business, customers can use their mobile phones to post their scores to Twitter and a live leader board.

    The console unit has a 12 inch LCD screen, and sits behind toughened glass. So it can withstand collateral damage and be easily cleaned.

    The sensor unit is contactless and does not use a camera, another important design consideration.

    A pub in Cambridge hosted a "pre-trial launch" for free earlier this year, and generated some interesting findings.

    Polling suggests some competitive gamers worked out that by stopping and starting their streams, they could improve their scores.

    Another noted side effect was that the toilets became markedly cleaner, as a new premium was set on accuracy.

    (Abridged from a BBC News article)

    See the urinal in use at
    : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1QxnG25Tl4

  • IT'S ALL IN THE STRENGTH

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    DO YOU PREFER ANY PARTICULAR CHAIN OF COFFEE SHOP?

    My favourites are those providing a full-bodied, strong taste. Topmost in my list are Caffè Nero and Costa Coffee, so I was interested to read today an article about the relative caffeine content of the coffee sold by the most popular chains.

    Researchers at Glasgow University found that some cups of coffee sold on the high street contain up to six times as much caffeine as those produced by rivals.

    Their analysis, from 20 shops in the city, found that a cup bought from Starbucks contained the smallest amount of caffeine, 51mg. This compared with 322mg from an independent café, Patisserie Françoise. An espresso from Costa contained 157mg.

    A further three shops, University Café, Café Cinnamon and Paperino’s, sold coffee containing more than 200mg.

    The results explain why I don't like Starbucks' coffee and regard it as little more than 'coffee-flavoured milk'. However, it is very popular and the company have announced that they are opening 100 new shops and 200 'drive-thrus' across Britain in the next five years.

    I suppose that depends on whether any of us will be able to afford a cup of coffee!

    (Based on information from an article in The Telegraph')

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