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GETTING PERSONAL
by kendrive @ 2007-05-31 - 06:32:07

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From time to time over the last few years I have enrolled for sessions at the local gym.

However, I have lacked commitment and now I am considering engaging the services of a personal trainer.

But it is so damned expensive.

Now I have found a way round that - I just have to commit a crime and go to jail.


PRISONERS TO GET FREE PERSONAL TRAINERS

Prisoners are being given personal trainers to help them lose weight and protect them from bullying.

Dozens of trainers have been recruited at 25 of Britain's toughest jails at a cost of £400,000 to taxpayers.

Prisoners will be referred to the scheme by doctors and will receive a free individual fitness assessment and exercise routine.

Prison bosses are anxious obese inmates are being 'socially excluded' because they cannot exercise with other inmates.

Critics slammed it as 'ridiculous'. Tory MP Andrew Rosindell said:

"Why are these people getting personal trainers?

"If they want them to lose weight give them vegetables instead of pies.

Taxpayers will be outraged the prisoners are getting special treatment. Personal trainers cost a fortune in the real world."

Along with the personal trainers, other therapies will include alternative holistic therapies instead of medication.

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GilraenHGilraenH pro
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31/05/07 @ 07:08

Yet ANOTHER thing that is wrong with this country >:(

I like the quote:

"If they want them to lose weight give them vegetables instead of pies."

Brilliant.

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31/05/07 @ 08:58

I'm speechless! Rumour has it that the government is buying up land in Spain to build overflow gaols for English prisoners. New inmates will be offered a choice of smoking or non-smoking accomodation, self-catering or full board with special dietary requirements catered for, the pool bar will be open for snacks all day, a range of fun activities will be freely available, and personal trainers, entertainments staff (formerly known as "screws"), and financial advisers will be on call 24/7 to make your stay so memorable "you will want to come back time and time again!"

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